Saturday, April 24, 2010

Golden Showers: YOU decide!




My boo & I have very similar political views and as a general rule our philosophies on life are fairly congruent... until recently.

I can't remember the exact context under which the subject arose, but i do know that we were getting ready to take a shower. I casually told her that while I have never peed in the shower when the two of us were in there together, I often peed in the shower. It's second nature. Or so I thought.

Her response to this was utter disgust followed by, "have you ever peed in MY shower?!?"
"Yeah of course." Duh. I was then asked to thoroughly clean the shower curtain as if i could contort my body in a way to spray all over it.

This amused me far too much.

"Oh come on you haven't ever peed in the shower?"
"NOT since i was 12!!!"
"What's the big deal? There's hot water, lots of soap. For christ sakes its not like i pooped in the shower... or peed ON you."

(I think these are two incredibly valid points.)

Now we're at a stalemate. So it's up to you to decide: is it normal to pee in the shower?

2 comments:

  1. normalcy? meh. i will always try something once, and i never judge :)

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  2. yeah and according to you, after peeing in the shower the caps lost the game!!

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