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| there are now chalk outlines on the floor to mark the scene of the crime |
Goddamn breakfast sandwich couldn't fall to the floor intact in which case the 5 second rule would've been applicable. Nope. Every ingredient touched the surface of the rug, worst of all, landing cheese-side down. All because I cheaped out and bought flimsy paper plates. Life is rough and unexpected.
#firstworldproblems
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