the one where the bitch rushed me at the giant

Has this ever happened to anyone else?

There I am at the self-checkout in Giant.

I was satisfied that I'd spent less than $40 and excited to get home and start messing around in the kitchen.

I bought approximately 20 items that were all sitting in the bagging area while I signed the electronic tablet and waited for a receipt.

Then I walked the 6 feet to the end of the belt and started to pull apart my first bag when it happened.

This stupid bitch started scanning her items and sending them down the belt!!!!

Seriously?

She looked over at me and said, "Oh you don't have to rush" to which i replied, "eat shit and die cunt" with my eyes.

I did rush.

And I did steal her chives.

Bitch got served.

victory chives.